Greetings everyone,
I hope that everybody had a blessed holiday season. Today I just wanted to chat about the weather. As you all know, 2/3 of the U.S. has been visited by ‘Old Man Winter’, Jack Frost etc. You all get the idea. LOL
Today we are bracing for the BIG winter storm (maybe with some snow flurries) here in the deep south or in my part known as Dixie. I know a lot of you laughing their butts off know but believe me, that’s a big deal here....school closings etc. We are not used to this! Which brings me to the point of this thread....People running to the stores to buy up as much milk, bread and eggs as they can. By lunchtime there will be none found! Now folks, I get the bread and milk in case the electricity goes off (which is known to happen) but WHERE DO THE EGGS COME IN? You can’t cook them!? Maybe they plan on hatching them, I don’t know! Any ideas?
Well, I hope everybody is safe and warm until this passes. Peace, Romana

I never understood this either. Maybe someone has the answer.

Did you survive the storm???

yep, still here. We didn't get anything snow wise. Just a little sleet Thursday night. It's still cold as can be but dry and sunshine.

ROMANA wrote:
Now folks, I get the bread and milk in case the electricity goes off (which is known to happen) but WHERE DO THE EGGS COME IN? You can’t cook them!? Maybe they plan on hatching them, I don’t know! Any ideas?


Ooooo, I know this one. Just set fire to your local witch and cook them over her.


Legal Disclaimer: My lawyer has just advised me that incitement to murder is illegal, almost as illegal as actually following the above suggestion, so I strongly recommend that if you're planning on following the above advice you remember to check with your local authorities before setting fire to anyone REGARDLESS of what your minister tells you.

Medical disclaimer: Fire is dangerous, and can cause serious injury, so be careful. Keep a bucket of water on hand to stick your head in when you realise how stupid you've been.

Magical Disclaimer: Witches have been known to become somewhat vexed when people try to set fire to them, so just remember, when dealing with magical practitioners "Vexing leads to Hexing." Men: Get in a goodly amount of viagra (or equivalent) and hair restorer before attempting even the mildest of vexation, oh, and make a will. Some of them there witches know the odd fire elemental. Women: What do you think you're doing trying to set fire to a sister just to cook a few eggs?

AGAIN!!! OMG!!! You guys are just in rare form this morning.