I married my virgin neutered black cat just after midnight my time last night, just before midnight mst last night Rev. Steve Cook annoounced it www.virtualvows.com
I did it because on June 19,2010 my orphan cousin Joanna Wallace married and tossed a bouquet to me. I caught it. Panther, black cat lives with me in celabacy. My older brother is engaged. To keep the superstition alive I was the next to marry by the bouquet toss. Now I am blessed that me and black cat Panther are allowed by Rev. Steve Cook at www.virtualvow.com and my older brother and Kayla may move on withh the Holy Old Wive's Tale of fidelity thanks to me and my black cat Panther because I caught the bouquet and I keep the tradition alive. I hope my older warlock and his lady walk off into the sunset and love one another for all eternity. I still love Panther. He is my soul mate.
Love,
Sister Heidi

Say,"Amen!"

Bless their souls, for they were married in unsacred secrecy, but I watched white witch Joanna Wallace and Warlock David Lehman get married by a justice of the peace. God bless their merry souls. God grant them. They need pardon for their sins. For thou hast loved thee, thou shalt have pardon on their sin. For they hast shadowed unholy darkest of clouds of thy sins on thee, thou art hast my lord forgiven thee of all thy hate my all mighty, Lord.

What the @#%***!.....is it the heat or what? It just might be me and I'm missing something....can somebody explain THIS "post" to me? I feel like in the Twilight zone right now.... Say "Amen"?????for what?Romana

Now i know where my model airplane glue has been going to.
Married there cat, sounds like someone is Pussy Footin Around to me.

Too bad about that celibacy problem. Someone should introduce her to Wilson911.